God, Church

God Church is the term used by Jake Paul in his song 'Its Everyday Bro' song and refers to something going well.

'And i drop some new merch and its selling like a god, church.'

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Brittany Church

The best French Horn player in the history of mankind. She plays a french horn sprinkled with fairy dust. French horns sound awful, but not when Brittany plays it. She is the buckle on the belt of french horn players. Brittany Church was the foundation of the Willard Band from 2005-2009.

Sidenote: She is also the daughter of the band director, Chris Church.

I can picture Brittany Church in the shower.

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God Church

Social Media Star Jake Paul invented this thing
Like what the heck is a god church?

''I just dropped some new merch,and it's selling like a god church

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church windows

The appearance of stained glass, suspended between two fingers after inserting aforesaid fingers into your favourite lady's front bottom and liberally covering with fanny splat, then removing and opening the fingers held up against a bright light...

... She gives great church windows.... its almost holy!

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Church Job

The act of performing for a church or in a church. Usually signing or playing an instrument. The act does not need to be sexual but it is significantly more honorable if it is.

Matt Hill: "I got paid 200 dollars for a church job last Sunday"
Jason: "No way that's sexy!"

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elliott church

An overgrown penis wart.
Named after Scientest Elliott Church of Calverton who was the first to diagnose.

James:"What do you think it is Doctor?"
Doctor:"Its definatley an Elliott Church"

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Go To Church

A phrase used when excessevly dry humping someone in a non-seuxal way, expecially when beating them at something competative. i.e. sports, poker, video games

Joe:Dude I owned Bob at basketball and I yelled "go to church" right in his face to rub it in.

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