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A phrase your grandparent might use to describe being busy with a futile, impossible, or endless task.
Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.
I don't know why I keep weeding that garden. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, but I tell you what, there's gonna be just as many dandelions tomorrow.
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when you are about to have sex and the girls parents come home (blue balls), you have to hide outside in your boxers, its 5 degrees, and your nuts get stuck to your leg.
man i went over to stacys house last night but all i got was a frozen ballcicle
When having sex during winter in a kiddy pool full of Jello. I recommend lime.
"So last night me and my girl had some frozen jello. Now are bodies are stained red"
Would be taking your semen and mixing it with ice cream then freezing it and serving it to either your spouse, girlfriend, boyfriend, or guest.
Dang that ice cream is amazing what flavor would you call it?
Oh maybe frozen frosty?
Your frozen lake is the name for what you want the most in the world, and you want it... you want it so bad that you'll do anything to get it. And your heart takes over. But because of that... it destroys you in the end.
Kensi Blye : I'm standing on my frozen lake.
the act of repeatedly jizzing in a condom until filled, tying it off and putting it in the freezer to make a cüm Popsicle dildo. where's the capybara part? before use, roll it around in some lûbe and then into a pile of loose pubes. So cute and cuddly.
Me: that girl has such a hot vagina
Friend: give her the frozen capybara
Frozen ice is ice because ice is already frozen. Frozen ice can also define a person’s personality
Boy 1: That girl is frozen ice
Boy 2: yes she’s very hard to get