This is the term for the craziest bitch you have ever met. She is sexy, short, and stubborn, and if you piss her off she will come and get you and you won't even see it coming.
Did you hear what that girl did?
No but Fiesty Fucker is going to get her shortly.
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Inbred Redneck, brother and sister produce a child who has the facial features of a muppet. Large nose, small ears, beady eyes.
Did you see that banjo playin muppet fucker on that porch?
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A Subject (Usually of the human species) That Feels A Certain Joy From Sticking The Genitals in Furry Little Creatures Known as rabbits. They Do this with wild content.
Person 1: ayoo i just fucked a rabbit
Person 2: You Bloody Rabbit Fucker
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A person who says something's and depsides if they are fucking around with you based on your reaction.
Schrodinger's Fucker: Your an asshole.
Person: What
Schrodinger's Fucker: I'm just messing with you.
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An insult used by those who believe "hypocrite" (HIPPO-cryte) to be insufficient in fully portraying the vile hypocrisy of a particular being.
The phrase "go fuck some hippos" may also be used to achieve a similar effect.
A: Dude, you should only love one girl in your life, that's what true love is.
B: ...go fuck some hippos.
A: I heard Chrissy got busted on the gov test for cheating with Franzie!
B: Wow, what a hippo-fucker.
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The guy who is able to hook up with the prettiest, most interesting girl that all of the guys in his group of friends have tried to get with but failed.
Jesse is a unicorn fucker.
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A guy who roams college campuses looking for boats to have sex with. He reps the same muddy pants and stained white T 24/sev. He is likely to show up right when a restaurant is closing and try to jack all the bagged milk (fuel for a Boat Fucker)...
He gets extremely pissed off in the computer lab, especially if the boat site he normally cranks to doesn't load. On a side note, he also watches videos of boats (naturally) and shot-putters (due to the fact that he is involved in field (of track & field).
Keep a close eye on your underage Yamaha boat, or Boat Fucker will rip the fuck outta your rudders, not to mention will make your trolling motor deepthroat.
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