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on December 19th if you have any furries in your Discord Server, you are allowed to ban them before the "Fur-Day", this is done to avoid doing anything fur-like you dislike.
samuel: yo tomorrow is Fur-Day
Tom: i see, then i'll start preparations for war since it's Anti-Fur Day
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If you're wearing a cap and a stripper sits on your head.
"damn that stripper just put some fur in my cap!"
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Sergio Sandoval is the original LOUCFUR! He's also a speed demon and hates people that drive slow. Specially grandmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He currently has gotten 3 tickets.
1st one for going over 100 mph on the freeway.
2nd one for tailgating a nevada highway patrol car on purpose!
And the 3rd one for going 111 mph on a 55 mph zone. (Reckless Driving Ticket)
Sergio is also the koolest guy ... in the world.
Some say, if you piss him off, he will give you a one way ticket to hell. And if the ladies wanna have sex with him, they also have to bring their sisters and mothers . All we know is, he's called LOU C FUR.
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On December 20th if you have a furry friend if you’re not a furry have to jump him
Peter: Hey guys. Guess what day it is?
Brian: The 20th? Why?
Lois: Sorry Brian, it’s Anti-Fur Day
Brian: What are you guys...hey! No! Wait! Stop!
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Someone who searches for pre-hidden Skittles in their partners genital fur.
I ain't saying she's a fur digger, but she ain't looking for M&M's.
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I man who dumps a girl for another girl.
"Is that Steve in the back seat of Amanda's car? I thought he was giving it to Sarah these days? - I guess he traded fur!" He's a fur trader.
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A semi-permanent way of turning ones self into an anthropomorphic animal...
by means of fur implanted into the skin, also including: structural implants and bone lengthening, whisker implants, complete nose surgery, claw implants with nail shaping, ear replacement and reshaping with ear canal extension, paw-pad implants and a fully adaptable tail extension.
person one: i wish i could be a real fur...
person two: well you could try trans-fur implants...
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