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Garden Porn

Photographs showing off your luscious garden. Much like "Food Porn", where it shows off it's final product on a plate, "Garden Porn" shows off it's luster of fresh vegetables and fruit still in it's growing and utter fresh state.

Have you seen Jerry's Garden Porn ? It look's so good I can't wait to see his food porn.

by Captn Jax Macky March 28, 2011

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Cypress Gardens

Pretty much the only thing that puts Winter Haven on the map.

A Failure of an Adventure park that was bought out(again) and had a Lego Land built in its place.

Cypress Gardens?.... Oh! You mean Lego Land?

by Xak92 June 22, 2011

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Winter Garden

A town outside of Orlando, Florida which consists oo old people and squirrles.

John: "I'm going to Winter Garden to go hunting!"
Jane: "Hunting what?"
John: "All the dang squirrels!"
Jane: "But you might shoot an old person!"

by EmilyTheStrange007 May 12, 2009

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Ho-Garden

A total Douche bag who likes to talk crap about women he has slept with.

Bryan totally just Ho-Garden on that girl he left the bar with last night, Said she was a lame fish, even though he has a small penis.

by Bitch-on-wheels July 28, 2011


Garden gnoming

Standing still in a crouched position for a prolonged period of time while playing dodge ball to avoid being hit by the ball.

Quit garden gnoming and play fair!

by Daddys Angel April 4, 2017


Snake Garden

A snake is someone who you think is sincere and really nice, but then turns out to be a backstabber.

Someone who acts like your best friend, but who actually is the opposite. When they gather in herds they’re called Snake Garden.

All the students are snakes. Tingvoll Videregående is a snake garden

by Albus12345 November 27, 2018


A beautiful garden

After one has tried and lost everything, chased for so long that they no longer bother to attempt anymore. Often caused by the worlds cruelty. Rather than continue to follow a pointless trail, they change and improve themselves, create aspects of themselves that no one has seen before. Their new goal is to bring others to them, instead of chasing.

Jake chased butterflies (girls) for so long he grew tired of it, now he has built a beautiful garden (body, mind, personality) to attract only the best butterflies (girls).

by ChemicalGuy March 9, 2023