Spit the git

The stalker of the elderly kind. An old pervert.

That old guy that follows the boys round is a Spit the Git

git over ere

The way New Yorkers say "get over here"

Hey Jonny git over ere.

swole git

A buff idiot

You look like a swole git

Git-fiddle

Another term for the musical instrument guitar. Coined when Jimmy Page played his guitar with a violin bow.

Don't forget your git-fiddle for practice.

git shroked nub

Gamer slang that is used when, or usually someone gets rekt, or just to make the player feel upset.

P2: Dude, what the hell was that?! I didn't even see you!

P1: I absolutely destroyed you, git shroked nub!

git gud

"to improve one's status or ability"

"man, i really need to improve in this game." "Dude, put on the ring of 'git gud', it helps!"

Git Gud

An unconstructive phrase used by 500 lb. 4chan dwellers that is used as a way to make fun of lower skilled players in video games without actually providing any positive ways for said lower-skilled player to 'git gud'. It is less of a phrase meant towards positive intention of lifting someone up and helping them 'getting good', and more of a phrase of superiority used by virgins to prove that the 24 hours they spend per day in their room practicing a game is paying off and is worthwhile.

Mark: "Dude I suck at this game! How the hell can I get better at it?"
Melvin: "Just git gud man. Ez pz u suck lol. I'm better than you, you're trash, delete the game lolz you'll never be good at it."
Mark: "Wow, well that's pretty helpful. Thank you for answering my question so respectfully and constructively. That gave me a lot of deep insight on how I can improve at the game."