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With a pair of oven gloves that are joined together two people each with their own pair of joined oven gloves will battle it out to decide a multitude of disputes such as what the family eats for dinner etc,
Conor "I want to eat Gammon for dinner"
Jay "Well I want to eat Sushi!"
Conor "Right then Oven Glove Boxing it is!"
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When a man, after intercourse, removes the used condom ("wet glove") and smacks his partner across the face with it.
After Kurt and I finished last night, he gave me a slap with the wet glove. I wasn't sure how to feel about it.
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When you dress like a clown, smile, and put on a glove, then give it to a kid. You gave him a "happy clown glove"
I gave my girlfriends little brother a happy clown glove. Now i gets laid alllllll the time.
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meaning...
"Put on a condom before you have sex."
GirL:: you BETTER glove it before you love it bcuzz i CANT get pregnant!
A toilet paper boxing glove is where some individuals use half a roll of toilet paper each time they wipe their butt.The entire hand is wound with 10-20 wraps of TP all the way down to the wrist. At first glance,the toilet tissue bandaged hand might be mistaken to be broken or badly burned.
Dad looked like he'd been to the emergency room with that toilet paper boxing glove.
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"do you see that, i think its Kermit the frog with thanos glove"
"welp, see you on the other side."
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colloq. used for obvious misinterpretations or mishearings of lyrics in songs.
orig: Related to the song "Time Warp".
VELVET GLOVE-ISM #1
"...And a <b>velvet glove</b>, will really drive you insane..." - Time Warp (*pelvic thrust*)
VELVET GLOVE-ISM #2
"Come On <b>Irene</b>" - Come on *Eileen*: Dexy's Midnight Runners.
VELVET GLOVE-ISM #3
"Reach out and touch <b>face</b> - Personal Jesus: Depeche Mode (*faith*)
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