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i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend

You Just simply really wanna die today, but that sadly is not gonna happend, idk why you even searched this up, but ok lol.
P.S you also wasted your time reading this.

Person 1: i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend
Person 2: Don't we all?
Person 1: Shut up.

by im here, but im not here May 20, 2021

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I sure ain't gonna show ya my dick

A comeback during an argument or fight. Used to show who is the boss.

Come on dickless. I sure ain't gonna show ya my dick.

by captain poopypants November 13, 2004

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so u gonna hit up everyone on ur facebook?

"so u gonna hit up everyone on ur facebook?" Has a deeply incoded message intangled upon it. U is also referred as you in the Internet world. Gonna is also a slang for going to. The terms 'hit up' refer to intercourse. The message simply yet subtly means. So, are you going to have sexual intercourse with everyone on your facebook?

Wow, Edwin you do have a lot of friends on your facebook! So u gonna hit up everyone on ur facebook?

by perzbenz May 9, 2006

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I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door

A dirty way of saying surprise butt-sex.

1.Waffles: Hey Dwarfo, I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door. If you don't answer, I'm gonna bang bang!

Dwarfo: Yeep! I hope it isn't too surprise!

2. What rapists say to little kids when they are gonna butt-rape them.

by Dr. Dirty August 15, 2008

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im gonna shootizzle tonightizzle up izzle in dis hizzle

im goin to shoot up tonight in this place(or house)

by clydizzle and RGizzle October 19, 2003

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If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats.

If you try to hard to portray yourself as a certain person (e.g. being rich) in a dating market and don’t sell yourself as a personality at all. You are going to attract people who are only in for the money.

Abba: Dang! this rich dude got robbed by one of his ONS.
Preach: If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats.

by HotMommasDaddyStepCousin August 28, 2021


I´m tired of playing with you, today you´re gonna die.

When someone is too mad so he is gonna kill you IDIOT

I´m tired of playing with you, today you´re gonna die.

by January 10, 2022