(noun) one who licks gooches (mainly sweaty gooches)
The gooch licker was having a swell time in the mens locker room as he was sucking on many sweaty gooches simultaneously.
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A small pouch one attaches to their gooch to keep their change and keys in.
Little Harry never forgot his lunch money because he always kept it in his gooch bag.
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One person is sleeping face up. Another person pulls their pants down and bend down so your ass is close to face. Then punch them in the stomache and they will eat your ass/gooche.
gooche crumbler, do ittttt
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Gooch Goblins are a more sophisticated term for crabs of the gooch.
dude my gooch itches, you more than likely have gooch goblins Jake.
Robert had sex with a prostitute with a fupa it sagged down and touched his gooch, now he has gooch goblins.
Jessica likied to lick my gooch until i got a nasty case of gooch goblins.
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synonym for bull shit
total crap
something not true
dude you are feeding me total gooch cobler right now!
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The penis. That etymology comes from a meat packing company named Gooch that marketed their german sausage as "Gooch Blue Ribbon"
"She wants the gooch." meaning she wants cock or "the blue ribbon sausage."
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also known as a Mariya, is a short, glasses wearing person, who likes to talk about the definition of her own name. Doesn't realize that there can be only one gooch.
"Did you see Mariya today?"
"You mean Gooch? Yeah that kid's a loser."
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