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gooch licker

(noun) one who licks gooches (mainly sweaty gooches)

The gooch licker was having a swell time in the mens locker room as he was sucking on many sweaty gooches simultaneously.

by JACK PIE November 8, 2006

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Gooch Bag

A small pouch one attaches to their gooch to keep their change and keys in.

Little Harry never forgot his lunch money because he always kept it in his gooch bag.

by Nina Rees June 14, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gooche crumbler

One person is sleeping face up. Another person pulls their pants down and bend down so your ass is close to face. Then punch them in the stomache and they will eat your ass/gooche.

gooche crumbler, do ittttt

by duhlinky April 19, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


gooch goblins

Gooch Goblins are a more sophisticated term for crabs of the gooch.

dude my gooch itches, you more than likely have gooch goblins Jake.
Robert had sex with a prostitute with a fupa it sagged down and touched his gooch, now he has gooch goblins.
Jessica likied to lick my gooch until i got a nasty case of gooch goblins.

by MATT, TONY AND GREG July 23, 2004

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


gooch cobler

synonym for bull shit
total crap
something not true

dude you are feeding me total gooch cobler right now!

by jnasty09 February 6, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gooch

The penis. That etymology comes from a meat packing company named Gooch that marketed their german sausage as "Gooch Blue Ribbon"

"She wants the gooch." meaning she wants cock or "the blue ribbon sausage."

by MrRoadie May 30, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


gooch

also known as a Mariya, is a short, glasses wearing person, who likes to talk about the definition of her own name. Doesn't realize that there can be only one gooch.

"Did you see Mariya today?"
"You mean Gooch? Yeah that kid's a loser."

by Super8 April 3, 2007

2๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž