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Bitch, the fuck did you think? this day doesn't exist you're just an fucking perverted retard, go back to watching BRAZZERS you crippled piece of shit.
Charlotte got mad that I grabbed her ass, then I explained to her "National grab-ass/grab-boob day", I died afterwards.
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to get a woman pregnant and then four months into said pregnancy, to rip out the fetus and beat the woman over the head with it
"Dude, after she told me she wasn't on the pill, I thought of giving her a texas grab bag, but then realized I'd be a good father to that fetus."
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On grab anything you can grab any body part, without judgement. Anything goes! Grab anything day is on April 16th.
You can walk up to someone and grab any body part. If they get mad just remind them it's grab anything day so they could grab a body part back, free of judgement.
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Since boys can slap girls asses in October the girls can grab the boys dick in December. Good luck boys!
Girl1: I grabbed jakes dick!
Girl 2: why that’s so bad
Girl 1: no it’s not it’s grab dick December!
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“Grab booty November” is where you can go around and grab any boy/girls booty
You know the time of the year
Grab booty November
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A complex technique for those that have mastered the art of the hamdjob. As made popular publically by The Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton, the handjob giver grabs the handjob receivers erect or flaccid penis and makes a swift dab motion.
Dave: So Bill, how'd you know that Karen was the one
Bill: Well you see David, my good lad, Karen can perform the Grab N Dab perfectly. Its widely known that only the best of the best can pull it off.
When she has the hands that can grab dick with might, but you lack such an asset.
Male 1: Mane, she was slurping me up, she had the meanest grip on it too!
Male 2: Dang, bro. I ain't that in a minute. I'm dick-grabbed-free