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A guard that u put up to keep the fart away and out of fabrics
We put down fart guard down to keep jacks fart away
Someone who guards against turds
Usually wares brown with an umbrella and a turd hat.
The turd guard failed his job when a huge turd fell on his boss.
When someone is guarding something extremely closely
she is doggy guarding the her the door, so no one can enter
Someone that has a 6th sense if you dont crouch while you do something illegal and he will either kill, arrest or let you go if you either give gold, resist arrest or if you let yourself arrested.
Oblivion Guard :
"Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit."
Like the Navy National Guard except they fuck up drug traffickers and they help the actual navy in times of war
Jack: hey did you hear that matthew joined the coast guard
Jill: yeah i heard he killed 87 mexican drug traffickers and smoked all their crack
Similar to the Coast Guard, but in outer space. They deal with helping ships and also regulating embargo, immigration, et cetera.
The Astral Guard helped us! We were out of fuel and floating in the desolate vast space.
The person in the group that is designated to hold the weed whilst the group is moving areas. Usually a dumber person, such as certain jocks or the distant friends.
Brian is so weird, the only reason we keep him around is to be the Joint Guard .