when a man wants to play the position that a woman should play in a man’s life.. yikeysss
“naaa, u playing gay guy games… pause, clearly a starting yoint guard!”
Girls that are down for to be loyal royal guards for zeros kingdom
Who are you? I’m apart of zeros royal guard!!
"the Goldstream Guards surrendered to US forces in the Steyr area on 8 May 1945"
A tampon, whose lodged presence is unbeknown to you in the heat of passion, preventing any entry to Fuckingham Palace......
Things got dirty with Janice the other night after Cinderella Rockafellers, was just about to pop my finger in and was thwarted by a "Palace Guard"....If I'd have known at the start of the night I wouldnt have spent all my cash on WKD!
Using brutish bullish or troll like mannerisms or actions to get your way over an object a person or a group or activity.
Quit troll guarding the remote
A device made from toilet paper that keeps diarrhea from splattering all over the toilet.
Girl, you ate those BK onion rings last night. You're gonna need a splatter guard.
a bitch that does not shut the fuck up about their winterguard/colorguard season. also known as me.
Hey we got first place at our show last weekend!
No one fucking asked, god you’re such a color guard hoe.