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hand cream

That infamous post jerk-off semen on your hand that you don't quite know what to do with.

Johnny- Hurry up in there Brandon, we have to go.
Brandon- Give me a break Johnny, I've got a fist full of hand cream in here and nowhere to wipe it! Jeez!

by The Ugly Barnacle February 28, 2015


Hand of righteousness

The hand of justice or being morally right or Getting the shit slapped out of ya

Tr3c If you don’t shut the hell up your going to catch the Hand of righteousness

by Skull EnDOr October 26, 2017


carny hands

people, generally men, who have freakishly small hands.

Josh's carny hands freak me out, they are way too small, freakish!

by Vanelle March 4, 2009


Gang Handed

Famously used by Kim Woodburn on the UK’s CBB (Celebrity Big Brother) television show.

To be gang handed to participate in or enable: ganging up on someone, bullying, inserting yourself in situations to over power and/or out number someone, to be apart of gang activity, to support authoritarianism, to support fascism, and to participate in organized crime.

“You girls are gang handed. Every time I have cross words with her you jump in.”

“The police knew what they did was wrong and instead tried to cover each other’s asses, so no one got justice. They’re gang handed.”

Bullies love to strike in front of their gang handed supporters.”

by RenegadeStar December 3, 2020


Popcorn hands

n. Large, cauliflower-shaped phalanges, ill-suited for use during intercourse.

Hey, Angie... check out the set of popcorn hands on that guy.

by Oscar's Mom June 13, 2008


Grabbing Hands

1. Any person or persons with greedy tendencies, taking all they can.
2. Not literally, but hands that are dirtied up with selfishness. i.e. hands that steal.
3. A person who cannot keep their hands off of something or someone has the "grabbing hands" - or has to have something in their hands at all times.

Examples of 1:"The higher ups are always the grabbing hands."
"The grabbing hands grab all they can only for themselves."

Example of 2: "Thieves always have a bad case of the grabbing hands and never know when to stop"

Examples of 3: "He got a little too carried away with his grabbing hands with me after I had asked him to stop countless times"

"She always has to have a grabbing hand on her phone, like it was glued to it"

by JewK September 13, 2012


Cheeto Hand

1. The crusty orange powder that ends up on any finger you use to shove Cheetos into your face

I had to lick off my Cheeto hand before my girl came over....

by Cephalo July 28, 2005