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The handle on the roof or up high on the side of a car on the inside that you can hold while going around really sharp turns, etc. but usually never use. When you do use it it is probably during something very dangerous, i.e. drifting around public roads or swerving around deer, and gets its name from the words you exclaim at the times you have to grab it.
"OH SHIT" I said as I grabbed the oh-shit handle when we were drifting around the really sharp turn.
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A female is giving a man a handjob, when the penis gets hard enough, she squeezes the tip, causing it to spurt. If it does a somewhat vertical stream upwards, the woman has 'gripped the umbrella handle.'
Boy 1: She totally gave me a GREAT umbrella handle!
Boy 2: Dude, sick.
Girl 1: I think I gripped the umbrella handle amazing.
Girl 2: Yuck!
Girl 1: No, it was actually a good rush.
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When passing a vape or smoking apparatus around the crew, rips are allowed to any person handling said vape or apparatus in the process of moving it from one person to another. Said tax is called the ripping and handling fee.
Kelly: Pass me Elizabeth Suorin
Ryan passes Suorin to Henry to hand to Kelly
Henry: I’m gonna take a ripping and handling fee
the handle above you head in a car or truck whenever an oh shit moment is about to happ
oh shit we're fixin to roll over earl grab the "oh shit" handle
the handle that is attached to the interior of most cars above the window of the passenger seat. when riding with a dumbass driver, or haulin' ass through or around rush hour traffic, the oh shit handle becomes very convenient for whoever's riding shotgun.
oh shit handles should be used with a little caution, as one's hands could become one with the oh shit handle, and as unfortunate and unlikely as it seems you must first have your dick welded to a rock to have it removed.
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When a girls ass is so wide the only way to measure it is with axe handles
That girls ass has got to be 3 axe handles wide.
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When you peel the husk off a cob of corn but leave it attached at one end, eat the corn from the cob, and holding on to the husk you force the cob up your partner's ass in a thrusting action to force whatever sex toys you're using that much further up for insane pleasure effect.
(At a swinger's picnic) - "Those benwah balls are doing nothing for me anymore." "Oh no? Here, take this cob and give'r the old 'Liskeard Corn Handle!"
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