an elderly lady whose Chinese speaking skill became a great model for Chinese learners
You speaks so well, but Minh Hai never dies
Basically the thing your mom believes is the reason for everything. Can be greasy, too sweet/spicy food or your phone etc.
"Ugh I have a headache.” “I’ve told you: Yeet hay!”
ONE in the pink; FOUR in the stink... Similar to the 'Glad Hand' (which after insertion is followed by a "Hi how are you, nice to meet you" up and down handshake) ... but differing in that a sharp- jerking 'karate chop' motion is used thereby releasing defecate and a highly unpleasant odor as her bowels unhinge and evacuate, usually onto your shoes (see Hollywood Shine Box). This odor is similar to Hai Karate; the popular 1970'S cologne, yet more organic.
" So I met this nice lady and after a few drinks we went out back behind a dumpster. I hiked up her skirt and snuck my hand around to the back of her DoJo. I gave her the Hai Karate in her Dumpster Sushi, real Myagi Style and she Daniel Son'd her 'wax off' all over my shoes. The smell was surreal bruh"
The hunt for an essential item that IS already hard enough to find on its own, but ALSO in a situation with dire consequences if the wrong item is taken and/or the item isn't found in time.
Much more dangerous than the standard needle in a haystack.
"In front of you are one thousand buttons. One will disarm the nuke. All the others will set it off. You have five minutes."
"Agh, finding that button will be like finding the hay in the needle stack!"
some thing that is as boring as fuh. very dry
this class is dryer than the time i got no mayo on that hay sandwich
When the opponent team is whopping your ass so you pretend you are not giving your 100% and throw in this line in order to salvage whatever self-respect you have left inside you.
Saamne wale maar rahe hain? Abe khelna hai kya?