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How to Akimbo Fist Helicopter:
1. Get your significant other naked and place her on the floor.
2. Make sure to lubricate both hands. It's about to get messy. 😈
3. Create 2 fists with both of your hands.
4. Shove both fists up her vagina.
5. Lock her fists inside of her and raise them so they hit the ceiling of the vagina.
6. Lift her up whilst your fists are inside.
7. Hold her at a 45-degree angle and start to spin in circles.
To make the experience more authentic, make sure she makes helicopter noises.
Warning: If she is overweight this can evidently be dangerous as it can break your wrists.
Reggie: Hey sexy, you wanna do some Akimbo Fisting Helicopter tonight?
Fat Bitch: No Reggie, I'm too fat.
Reggie: Don't you worry girl, I've been stretching
Up goes the airplane down goes the helicopter!
Do you know how to fly a Kobe Bryant Helicopter
to be at a state of super super high
man im high as a hippie on a helicopter
Cumming whilst doing a dick helicopter
When he said he sexually identified as an attack helicopter, it was funny, but when he Apache Attack Helicoptered last night, it made a real mess.
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Helicopter Nigga Flip is a sex position in the the case of when a nigger happens to insert his penis and testicles into the asshole or pussy of a human being with a flip, then proceeds to have sex by spinning like the propeller of a helicopter or blade of a helicopter. Only used if highly skilled nigger or baboon. Not recommended for lower class negros.
Bian says "Babatunde used the Helicopter Nigga Flip on me last night."
Niddu replies with "Folabi is better"
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I sexually identify as an Apache Attack Helicopter
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An act in which a woman is suspended from a ceiling fan, knees bent up and legs spread. She then masturbates while the fan is on, and squirts, resulting in vaginal fluids being sprayed around your living room.
Last time Linda came over to my house, she got wasted and started to so the helicopter butterfly squirt all over my bedroom!
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