consider her assassinated

when someone is so fine you forgo the usual "I'd hit it".

*gorgeous pictures appear on facebook"

Dewd 1: DAAAMN.
Dewd 2: Consider her assassinated.

Hashtag and the her too's

A way to mock the overused #metoo movement, mostly used by libtard feminists who consider even a simple compliment by a white male as harassment.

Damn, I gave Katie a compliment about how nice her new sneakers looked and she flipped out on me and said I was harassing her. I bet she took to Twitter and Facebook to join the hashtag and the her too's.

Gellin' with her melons

a saying that is most appropriately used when you see a female that has over-sized breasts compared to the rest of her body, and she is OBVIOUSLY wearing a padded bra and such.

guy1:"Dude, you see that girl?! Her rack is pretty impressive!"
guy2:"no dude, she's just GELLIN' WITH HER MELONS."

Wreck her vagina

When a dude wants to have sex really bad with a chick and goes at it a little too intense, causing her to be sore afterwards.

Eric: You and Jennie finally have sex?
Rich: Yeah, finally! We had some great sex for hours last night. She told me she was sore.
Eric: Ahh shit bro, you got to wreck her vagina.
Eric:

rolling her cat

When a woman starts massaging her front private part .
This is a slang word/phrase

A woman playing with herself

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rearranged her organs

When you have sex with a girl so vigorously that she can feel her insides have been moved by your penis

Guy: heard you and your girl had sex
Guy2: yh I completely rearranged her organs , she couldn't walk after

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beat her cakes

The cakes refer to the Vagina, and a man takes part in beating her cakes by fucking so hard that slapping sounds occur.

Damn Guy i beat her cakes so hard i have rashes everywhere.

DUUUUDE...I would beat her cakes anytime.

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