A huge broad funnel-shaped hopper-like device that's designed to fit down over-top of a basketball hoop, and to catch virtually all the shots so that they'll go through the hoop.
A standard hoop-skirt is made from heavy canvas or other thick easily-visible material, and is just a novelty/gag item that's intended to merely cause observers to snicker and roll their eyes as they watch the players score a hoop almost every time (similar to when a backyard jokester uses lengths of stove-pipe for guiding the ball when playing croquet). "Specialty" or "stealth" models of hoop-skirt are available, too, though --- they are made from ultra-transparent and non-reflective material in order to be virtually undetectable, and can be used to help "level the playing field" during actual team-competition games; they allow the less-capable/practiced side to increase their chances of beating --- or at least scoring a lot closer to --- their better-skilled opponents.
A Dutch game where one naked man dives into a pool and farts. The other man quickly dives in and tries to suck up the fart, surfaces and yells out Hunter hoops then the two men chug bapples and suck each other off.
Dam bro no chicks at this party, well we can always play hunter hoops that my favorite at a sausage party grab me a bapple.
To put the entirety of myself in your ass
He bob you can hoop me if you want
A term occasionally used to describe minor trauma to one's kneecaps, generally in basketball.
The sensation is reminiscent of a knife poking or jabbing your knee rather violently.
Aiden: "Shit, dude, my knees are killing me after that game."
Kris: "You got hoop knees, my guy. That's gotta suck."
The annual basketball game between two Sacramento rivals, Jesuit/St. Francis and Christan Brothers, that takes place every Januaray in the basketball season. The gym each year gets slowly more packed as the games go on, from Freshman to Varsity. This compition is so electrifying and full with energy that if you loose you carry the humiliation of loosing to your rival. It's not a friendly game between two high schools, it's war.
Eugene- Hey Susie what game should I go to? Sacramento Kings vs Denver Nuggets or Holy Hoops?
Susie- Hands down Holy Hoops! You don't wanna miss this game!!
(hoo loo hupes) - noun - the ads, sign up process, and/or terrible navigation page that you have to jump through to finally get to your show.
"Man, I can't believe all these Hulu Hoops before my show even starts! None of these ads are relevant to me! I just want Modern Family, please... Hulu..."
Commercials on Hulu; what they make you jump through before you can watch whatever the hell you wanted to watch.
I wanted to watch the new episode of South Park on Hulu, but I had to jump through a lot of Hulu Hoops.