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It only hurts for a second

Quote from barbie life in the dreamhouse. Mainly used during injection / vaccination / pinches

It only hurts for a second like a pinch.
nEvErMiNd pInCheS dOnT hUrt for a Second

by $EM!N@H4LL1W3LL July 1, 2022


my hand hurts

ur hand hurts

ow my hand hurts *dies*

by earth’s pussy December 14, 2021

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


my neck hurt

A phrase people say, usually us teens, as a discreet way to say "smd" or "suck my dick."

Teacher: Mkay but that's why your grade a 30 tho...
Student: Bro u always on me. My neck hurt.

by Jay_360 July 23, 2018

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My blood hurts!

(remark) What someone might exclaim when their own blood cells are causing internal discomfort within the body, e.g.: when an individual's last meal consisted of possum cooked in buttle and Worcestershire sauce.

"Dude, my blood hurts!"
"Bruv, you shouldn't have eaten that last possum."
"Take me to hospital plz"

by Alma Buttle November 10, 2018

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


my uterus hurts

a not-so-sneaky way of saying that you are on your rag or riding the crimson tide. it is also a warning sign for men that they should either get away from the girl saying that her uterus hurts or kiss her ass and bring her comfort food. :-)

Guy: "Hey, what's wrong, are you sick or something?"

Girl: "I'm not sick, it's just that my uterus hurts!!!!!"

Guy: Thinking *maybe I should have walked away 5 minutes ago... fuck me... it's too late now.... oh well...*

Still Guy: "Hey, I have this Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, I love Reese's... But I know you like them too... You need it more than I do, for both our sakes..." *Guy hands Girl the Reese's*

Girl: "Thanx." *Gobbles up the chocolate!* "But you still need to FUCK OFF!!!!"

by Lindy Lou October 15, 2008

29πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Butt Hurt Bobby

Being upset about something that doesn't matter

Stop being a butt hurt bobby mom.

by MarcusTheGreat February 6, 2011

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


My head hurts

When someone says something stupid or idiotic that you don’t know what to says

Sally: β€œJapan is a continent”
Jeffery: β€œMy head hurts”

by XxThexQueenxX February 7, 2019

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