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Objects which are beginning to be given to little girls in 2nd grade who have no place to go thus have no reason to hvae one except to show it off, which pisses me off. They prance around in their little midriff baring shirts trying to be Britney Spears when infact they look like little spoiled riches bitch sluts, whose parents have no idea what the word Discipline and hard-work mean.
Little Girl: Like OMG Stacy, my Mom bought me the coolest cell phone
Stacy: OMG we can use it when we drive our barbie jeeps around the block.
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When a seemingly normal guy/girl is on the phone with you and proceeds to have phone sex with you when you don't want it, narrating both sides, so you have no choice but to listen in total awe.
Bob: I was on the phone with this chick last night, and we were having a pretty normal conversation, then she phone raped me, I haven't been the same ever since.
Friend: I warned you about her.
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To call yourself so that you can find your cell phone.
"Dude, dial my number, I need a self-phone cause I was drunk last night when I put my cell phone down."
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when someone is laying in bed and their phone is in the air and they drop it on their face.
Last night i was totally a phone face.
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Fuckin badass phone guy from FNaF3
Phone Dude: Hey Hey, glad you came back for another night!
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When your having a perfectly good day and it comes to a horrible twist when your cell bill arrives and your parents see that you sent 400 text messages over your limit.
Cara: wanna do something tonight?
Dani: No, my phone billion came and my parents are plotting my death as we speak
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When your phone's battery is close to being drained and you're unable/too lazy to charge it. How low can YOU go?
This morning I discovered my phone hadn't charged the night before, and was forced to play Phone Limbo; I couldn't text for fear of running out of power.
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