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Fog eyed

Fat person with a wog eye, typically from a Mexican descent

Did you see Antonio the other day, that fog eyed guy

by GoonMcJoner April 1, 2021


Bum-Fog

A fog-like stench created when one farts in the closed area of a steamy shower room or sauna. The stink bonds to the steam and mist of the enclosed area and alters into “Bum-Fog.”

No way would I sit in the Bum-Fog of a YMCA sauna.

by treasury of the clubhouse August 8, 2010


Raw Fog

Not to de confused with the more common term "raw dog". Raw fogging is the act of practicing abstinence for several weeks, then formicating a partner or partners. At the time of ejaculation you spew the weeks worth of semen into said partner(s) eyes causing temporary blindness.

"Man, it had been a while since I got a piece. Right before I blew I pulled out and raw fogged the hell outta her! She went running to wash it out and tripped over the coffee table!"

by mail_man_NBN February 18, 2016


brain fog

An everyday description of feeling muddled and cognitively slower than expected - normal really - but which following COVID has put on the clothes of medical parlance and has become one of the classic, "I feel it, so it is" non-sequiturs.

In reality, most of us are objectively less clever and sharp than we think, particularly as we age, or get promoted beyond our abilities. That's life, and there's plenty of evidence it's normal. But post 2020, as COVID brain fog exploded, unchallenged. Brain fog can now follow any unpleasant event outside our control, particularly when someone else might be to blame (workplace accident, illness, trauma). Post 2020, it is an unchallengeable pseudomedical term that describes the gap between what we want and the reality of what we are in a harsh and difficult world. Brain fog is perfect weather to hide in!

Co-worker (1): "I need the afternoon off, my brain fog is particularly bad today. I'm so tired I've left the banana on top of the what do you call it. I've never been the same since COVID"
Co-worker (2): ".... better keep my lips sealed - don't want to make her brain fog worse by inflicting a hate crime..."

by HRHClare April 3, 2024


Fog Blocked

When you fixing to go meet this cute girl on tinder, but you go outside and it’s hella foggy to the point it is no longer safe to drive to your date.

Damn, bro. I got hella blue balled by Mother Nature last night after I got fog blocked. I couldn’t even see my hand in front of my face.

by Das Koala May 6, 2018


lavender fog

The kind of guy who proudly buys his clothing at gas stations and prefers a mythical beast to adorn his torso. A closeted ginger who has a specific stance and is in love with a Chelsea. Can’t snowboard for shit and likes dudes butts (probably).

That guy with the inflatable pumpkin is a total Lavender fog.

by Bserious October 20, 2018


Nut Fog

The opposite of post nut clarity

Example-You give them the best sex of there life now they are promising you the world even though 5 mins ago they were pissed off at you and wanted nothing to do with you

Definition Nut Fog = The act of which the sex was so good it makes that person fall madly in love with the other for a short period of time even if there are inherent flaws and said party caused the problems to begin with.

by Kekeinthestreets August 5, 2024