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Revisiting the sins of your ex on your current relationship.
My poor husband. Because of my relationship PTSD I expect him to act just the same way my ex did.
A relationship that begins around Christmas and New Year (often started with a drunken hookup at a party) and that dies around Easter. A Jesus Relationship is often between two people who are incompatible, and survives for a few months due to the heightened joy around the holiday season, but dies as the year progresses.
Dan: Me and Mary weren't compatible, we were doomed to a Jesus Relationship.
Fin: Was she super religious or something?
Dan: No, it was just destined to die within a few months.
When two people who are unable to date, are stuck in the world of: "I like you, but I can't date you" and so they have to proceed with their relationship (Intense liking, but acting like friends) until their circumstances change.
Yeah man.....his parentals said they couldn't date so they have a relationship thingy rn.
Someone who is great at realationships.
I need some advice on chandler. I'll ask Ashley, she is a relationship goddess.
When someone of the Homosapien Species enters a relationship, updates all of their Social Media Profiles to reflect their new relationship status, ONLY to break up with said homosapien within a weeks time.
9/30/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from SINGLE to in a relationship.
10/2/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from IN A RELATIONSHIP to SINGLE.
"Damn Girl, you always end up in them FLASH RELATIONSHIPS."
When two people can facetime each other and act like complete idiots and still love each other.
Will: Does something stupid
Kylie: Laughs then does something else stupid
Both: Die inside and love each other
Others: Wow look at that perfect relationship
A relationship in which one partner has to pay the other in order to be in a romantic or platonic relationship with the other. It can be a one-time payment or a subscription; it depends on the partner.
Stacey and I are in a paytonic relationship. She’s great, but it sucks that I have to fork over $50 every month.