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When you exit a dark place (typically inebriated) and it is bright outside. Your head lurches back and you close your eyes due to the sun's brightness on your unprepared eyes...just like when an adult film star takes a load in the face.
We were slamming beers in Pete's basement and decided to throw some horse shoes outside. When we opened the door we caught sun loads that would make Peter North jealous.
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The little hairs sticking up in front of your head making you look like a sun
You have a massive sun bean right now danielle.
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Said to be the novel Twilight written from the character perspective of Edward Cullen.
Unfortunately copies of the midnight sun unfinished manuscript were released on the internet. distraught by the news, Meyer decided to put the production of midnight sun on hold "indefinitely". and in order to cure fans of their "guilt" of reading it illegally, she decided to put copies of the manuscript on her website.
This novel offers a different side to the story of Edward Cullen. Now all the bullshit pessimist who believed that Edward Cullen had no life and was too obsessed with Bella can shut the fuck up after reading midnight sun.
Example #1
dumbass: "i read twilight, it was good but Edward Cullen loves Bella too much".
genius: "did you read midnight sun"?
dumbass: "no but-"
genius: "well shut the fuck up because you don't know what the fuck you're talking about"!
Example #2
Genius #2: i had no idea Edward had life, thank god im not an ignorant asshole and that i took the time to read midnight sun to gain a little perspective.
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The art of sniffing somones finger after they dipped it in their asshole
I was scratching my asshole and he gave me a capri sun
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Occurs when unwanted sunlight comes in contact with skin. Sun raping causes inflamed skin, projectile vomiting, and explosive diarrhea. Rarely hallucinations and hair loss are experienced.
Hey man, that sun raped me when I wasn't looking.
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Being exhausted or tired out from being in the sun too long. some symptoms include sweatiness, matted hair, achey body, tiredness, headache, weird sikin coloration, and iratibility.
Alex: man, it's like 100 degrees out here.
Jacob: yeah i know, i'm so sun faded
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Soft drink with the most most kickass commercial ever!
Bob: What are you drinking?
Mary: A sun drop. I saw the commercial and bought 5 because theyre so awesome.
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