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Tiktok..theories

A very intelligent creator, very iconic and badass. They aren’t a fan of spiders

Tiktok..theories is iconic

by Tes_12 June 16, 2021


lol? Theory

The theory that the phrase "lol?" can be used in response to any typed phrase on the internet, no matter what it is. This is mainly because you cannot express emphasis on the internet.

It is the ultimate end to the "o rly?" chain of words. It can be used in any position of the "o rly?" chain, but is most often used after "no wai!".

Some have theorized that "lmao?" can possibly be used in this situation, but its been agreed that "rofl?" is not possible to use in any situation. In rare cases people use "lqtm?" but that is used mostly by fags, but also by Dimitri Martin.

This is the easiest way to piss someone off on the internet: Just reply "lol?" to whatever they say

Yes!!! I got a level 12 paladin!!!
-Lol?

Dude you suck!
-Lol?

I'm so fucking leet.
-Lol?

Tila Tequila is so hot.
-Lol?

She's got a nice ass
-Lol?

I have cancer guys... seriously
-Lol?

Coke is better than Pepsi!
-Lol?

Examples of lol? Theory

by N-arch February 17, 2009

85πŸ‘ 71πŸ‘Ž


The Juliana Theory

AWESOME band... emo, sorta christian, check them out @ julianatheory.com

hey have you listened to "emotion is dead"?

oh the juliana theory's second cd? i love it!

by lindsey November 23, 2003

18πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Conspiracy theory

Something people make up to make themselves feel like they know something others don't. Usually these made up stories are baseless, illogical conclusions. Most conspiracy theories are made up by douches, and believed by morons.

Not all conspiracy theories are false, however nearly all of them are.

It is also not uncommon for jackasses to make a show dedicated to conspiracy theories, for example The Glenn Beck show, or Conspiracy theory with Jesse Ventura.

It is a well-known fact by people who aren't idiots, that any show that contains a series of Conspiracy theories is going to have the majority of them wrong, if not all.

Guy1: I heard a conspiracy theory that the world is going to end in 2012, that is if Obama and George Soros don't destroy the world first!!!

Guy2: What are you talking about? How do you know any of what you're saying is true?

Guy1: I heard some guy on T.V. talking about it bro

Guy2: Have you thought about it and questioned the stupidity of these claims at all?

Guy1: Oh no! You must be an Islamic alien sent to earth by George Bush to cover up the real people behind 9/11!! You're just trying to brainwash meeeee

by Snax110 March 7, 2011

62πŸ‘ 1178πŸ‘Ž


the crack theory

the crack theory is a theory that states that it is not sexy to see an ass crack no matter who it is on, and the only time crack is sexy is when cheeks are involved

yo that girl has a fat ass, but that crack aint workin for me

by Da XCellent July 11, 2004

10πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Clery Theory

A scientifically proven theorem that states the directly proportional relationship between how tall a subject is and the potency of the odour coming from their genitalia.
The taller the person is, the smellier their penis/vagina in order to keep their face further away

Lad 1: "ere mate, that lass is well fit!"
Lad 2 : "yeah but she's tall"
Lad 1 : "difference does that make?"
Lad 2 : "The Clery Theory bud"
Lad 1 : "Eh?"
Lad 2 : "means she'll have a smelly fanny"
Lad 1 : "Oh yeah, good call"

by ducklad May 19, 2011

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Playground Theory

An age-old theory describing how a lady or man will cover up their feelings for someone by being overly mean or sarcastic to the person. NB: Not to be mistaken with bullies.

Tim: Mary keeps teasing about how weird my habits are, more than anyone ever has.
John: Don't worry, Tim, it's probably because she likes you.
Tim: Where did you get that from?
John: It's simple; the Playground Theory, my friend.

by deusmaniac November 14, 2014

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