Google Whack

Jerking off over porn on your computer but having Google open in another window incase you get caught.

I just Google Whacked, but my mom caught me.

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noob whack

death from noob melee on online games.

OMG joo gt noob whacked!!1111!!1111

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fanny whacking

Heterosexual intercourse carried out in the missionary position between 'mutually enthusiastic' partners with sufficient vigour to generate rhythmic, audible impact of scrotum on buttocks.

He gave me such a fanny whacking last night, I bet he makes up some excuse for not cycling to work this week!

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whack the crack

A term used to describe to the act of female masturbation. Useful as a delicate description or an obscene insult. Perhaps derived from the male version of "whack" off.

Grandma, does it drip when you whack the crack?

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whack M.C.

One who peddles whack rhymes around your hood. see also jibberish

"Chad be a whack M.C.."

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Whack Shack

1) A make shift lean-to made in ones bed room out of blankets, chairs, pillows, and the bed itself, where one masturbates in privacy.

2) A covered shower in a locker room where one wanks.

whack procedure:
Get in
Get off
Get out

1) Everyone knows what my roommate is doing when he is skyping his girlfriend and brings his laptop into his whack shack.

2) The quarter back swears hes straight, but hes not fooling anyone when he suggests drilling a glory hole into our locker room whack shack.

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sack whack

See above, other synonyms include:
Pattack (Penis attack)
Nut tap

Getting nailed in the junk. Ow.

see above

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