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You don’t know how to make someone happy? Just write them a definition here<3
(Urban Dictionary)
how to make someone happy - go do it!
May 7th is National Kiss Someone Day and it can't be your mom or dad or anyone in your family, it has to be a crush or a friend.
You : Did you know what May 7th is?
Friend : No, What is it?
You : It's National Kiss someone Day
Friend : Oh shit, Who Do I Kiss First?
National kick someone in the dick day!!! WOOHOOOO
Carol-Hey, it’s national kick someone in the dick day *BAM*
Sam- OUCH!!!
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1. talking shit indirectly about a person (usually mean)
2. Talking shit in ear-shot, loud enough to hear, but to another person about some one.
1. A) did you hear about how much of a slut Kelly is?
B) dude shut up! You are talking behind her back!
2. Kelly and Kelsey are standing together, Hannah is a few feet away with another friend.
K) Dude, Hannah's being a bitch. She just needs to get a life and realize no one likes her.
K2) ......
H) You know i can hear you?
K) I know, that's the point, Talking behind someone's back is sooo mean
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April 19th is National Hit Someone Day, it’s a day where you hit someone, whether it would be your Friend or even a random stranger.
John : *Hits Jack*
Jack : Why did you do that?
John : It’s National Hit Someone Day
Jack : No it’s not
John : Yes it is, check urbandictionary.com
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Politer version of call someone who gives a shit.
Your homework is late again, Douggie.
Call someone who cares.
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To savagely assault a person whom you feel would benefit from such an act.
“If you steal my fucking stapler one more time I’m going to punch the cunt out of you”
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