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When you're stoned and you literally suck the ghost out of the dying embers of the bowl, determined to absorb every bit of thc as possible, and in doing so displaying the strength and grit of a true Irishwoman.
"Let's give that bowl one last Irish juicing."
Oral sex performed immediately after one has brushed their teeth with mint tooth paste. This creates a cool tingling sensation for the recipient.
Higgins sexual liberation includes being fingered and Irish Tinglers.
Very proud family lineage made up of victims of the potato famine. Descendants of kings they are very confident and strong willed yet very empathetic. Never lie to one they have a sixth sense. They are known in Ireland for being berserkers so don’t give them certain substances unless you are ready for battle. If you have a secrete or need someone to talk to this is your person they’ll tell you the truth even if it hurts and be there if you need a shoulder, but don’t expect to leave without wisdom.
Person 1 “How does she talk the boss so easily?”
Person 2 “ oh she’s a Irish McManus.”
Person 1 “ maybe I’ll run something’s by her.”
Receiving a gift, usually at Christmas, that isn't wrapped. It's just in the bag from the store
Michael, go out to the car there's a present for you in the trunk. It's in a Bradlee's bag. Thanks ma, I love it when you Irish Wrap my gifts.
A joke in which one person insults another in a lighthearted attempt to get a chuckle from them.
You’re a dick, Paddy. - just an Irish joke, soz!
When ClareGak (AKA ClarkGeek) goes to the Dr. to have her CAPS LOCK finger fixed.
That boomer needs An Irish Checkup.
A job promotion that comes with more responsibility, but no pay increase. Often times the promotion comes with a title change, but not always.
Steve: "Congratulations on becoming the Chief of Wage Cage Quality Control, you must be able to afford organic produce now with that pay raise!"
Dave: "I wish! Unfortunately, it was an Irish raise"
alternative response:
Dave: "I wish, this new job is very Irish"