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The legends who wake up before the football team. Getting no recognition, they keep going anyways, even injured. The sweat and dust won’t bother them, however 10 push-ups will make them want to quit and die.
Sam: Our Cross Country workouts are so long…
Betsy: Ikr I wish I was a sprinter:(
When you think of two different ideas while talking or typing and they mix together to form a sometimes awkward or mixed prase that is off topic or confusing.
Just after finishing homework and about to make something to eat.
Person 1: Ahh finally, im done.
Person 2: Good now we can get on with this game.
Person 1: Just hang on a second, I'm going to go get something to homework.
Person 2: Wait.. what did you just say?
Person 1: Oh, woops. I was thinking about getting something to eat and putting away my homework at the same time.
Person 2: Yea...
Person 1: Sorry, i get thought crossed alot.
When the owner dresses their dog with the colors and and types of accessories usually associated with the opposite gender
Earl: Hey Grannie, is your new dog a girl? She's wearing a lot of pink bows.
Grannie: No Earl. His name is Fido.
Earl: Oh. Guess he's a cross woofer.
That annoying thought which breaks your original train of thought.
I think the main reason that traps are gay is because...sorry, what was I saying? I just had a cross thought.
A twice-yearly online aviation event where 1000 people connect to the virtual skies and fly the same routes at the same time across the atlantic. Often times coupled with a lot memes and unanticipated events such as crashing airplanes and hilarious ATC communications
"John, you know, Cross the Pond last week was again a hilarious meme." "Yeah Jack, although the controllers at Kennedy really made this years Cross the Pond superb and highly professional though!"
When you make a promise whilst crossing your fingers. Meaning that you don't have to keep your promise.
'I was so annoyed when she cross-promised'
Putting your right middle finger over your left middle finger, shaping that of a cross. It is used primarilly as an insult to others. Kind of like the finger, only more creative.
I gave my ex-boyfriend the unholy cross when he broke up with me.
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