Having intercourse with a dark-skinned woman that has fat and loose lips, and giving them a creampie.
Dan: How did it go with that girl?
Joe: It went well, I gave her the Jamaican Meatpie.
The act of a woman sucking on a mans testicles while he simultaneously urinates and defecates creating a showering effect that half covers the woman in urine and half in feces.
Angelica went out and got a Jamaican half n' half from her buddy Xander.
Two people ejaculate on each other’s inner knee. Both then Lick it off and spit it into both penis tips. Afterwords the penis’s are helicoptered until the cum is all out. Lastly, they both pee in both tips and drink it from each other.
“This sleepover is getting pretty boring. Wanna try the Jamaican Knee Sweeper?” - Owen Stated
Jamaica is so dumb quitting their rail service. But if they do bring it back make the lines called pum pum and batty boy becaus that’s Jamaica’s favorite and most used words
Pum Pum goes local
And batty Bwoy goes express
Jamaican trains would be nice to revive One day
A mythical creature on which loud farts are blamed.
Example:
*BRRRRRAP*
Dave: “Jimmy bro did you just bust ass?”
Jimmy: “Wasn’t me bro. Must be a Jamaican Barking Spider in the room.”
a phrase used to express your culture as a jamaican and not any other
Person 1: Hey, aren’t you french?
Person 2: Bitch, i’m jamaican