japanese night owl

A person within a social community of day sleepers who frequently stays awake well into the morning hours.

Man johnny is such a japanese night owl. He stays up until like 11 am.

Japanese Crab Stroke

The Japanese Crab Stroke is a sex act where a man/women masturbates a women/man bearing a jungle of pubic hair full of pubic lice. Not to be confused with the Japanese Crab Surprise when a man begins the act but ends up finding a penis where he expected a vagina.

Anne: I've got an itch literally ;)
Joe: Japanese Crab Stroke?
Anne: Ok

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Japanese hand grenade

When a male sticks a fire cracker into his urethra and lights it prior to putting his penis into a females vagina, resulting in the explosion of the fire cracker in the vagina.

Dude, my dick is destroyed after I did the Japanese hand grenade on my girlfriend

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Japanese Businessman

The act of wearing a business suit without pants.

Hunny, have you finished ironing my pants? I'm Japanese businessmaning it over here.

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Japanese Lantern

The act of pooping into a poor Japanese boy's lantern.

Hey bro, I did a Japanese lantern yesterday.

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japanese history

No eye men staring and yelling at each other

Dude those guys are like Japanese history lol.

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Is your grandmother Japanese?

Complete disbelief at your lack of situational awareness.

"Oh my God, do you know where you are? Use the handrail on the escalator. Is your grandmother Japanese?"

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