When you fart in tight fitting, thick, pants, most likely jeans, and the luscious odor bubble isn't released from the pants until there is significant movement of the buttocks area.
My girlfriend was lying on my lap until I moved a little and my jean fart escaped. She was knocked out for three days straight.
The Jeans Word - A way to describe your legs without saying legs like an actual un-Victorian Gentleman
Gerald: I love your legs Reginald
Reginald: HOW GHASTLY DOST THOU HATH TO BE TO REFER TO ONES SOUTHERN REGIONS WITH A WORD SO VULGAR AND COMMON. HOW UNBEFITTING OF A VICTORIAN GENTLEMAN
Gerald: THEN HOW SHALL I REFER TO THEM MY LOVE
Reginald: You must call them by the correct way. The single most perfect way to refer ones netherworld is by calling them "The Jeans Word"
Gerald: Oh Reginald I love your "The Jeans Word"
Reginald: Oh Gerald let us continue the slovakian traffic cone
A hot daddy with a phat schlong.
bruh your schlong is so fat, Kinda like Jean Acevado
When a pair of jeans has so many rips that it is more rip than jean.
"I was looking at jeans online when I saw a pair of jeaned rips, I shit you not."
A jean style sold by American Eagle Outfitters characterized by a low waistline, a tight fit around the knees, and a 20 inch leg flare.
I went to American Eagle the other day and bought a pair of Artist jeans; they're comfortable and I feel sexy!
Usually worn by a male with very nice calves, the calfless jeans are a derivative from the regular Jean type pants. Calfless jeans are most commonly used in office places by males to impress co-workers of both male and female gender.
That Glenn Riley was looking so good today in his calfless jeans.
That Glenn Riley is such a calfless jean type of guy.
A little white billy boy kid, who also happens to love anime and sleep with a bunch of Persona 5 body pillows. Also known as a Filthy Weeb.
Stop playing persona, you're such a David Jean!