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When someone burns down their business for the insurance money.
John was in debt, so he had a Jewish birthday.
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When one jew grips a handful of pocket change and proceeds to fist another jew with it.
"Hey Gabriel, how was last night with Isaac? "
"It was all good until he wanted to try Jewish fisting."
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When some one is acting ungreatful, or like a brat. Can be used in a joking matter.
Person 1: dude Alex was acting like such a Jewish mermaid last night.
Person 2: yea, I know. I can't believe he flipped out on his mom over a sand which!
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a super fucking fast shot in either hockey or soccer that cannot be stopped, like the trains full of jews in poland, they never stopped.
Yo bruv you just see mahrez rip that fuckin jewish locomotive proper shit eh?
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The Jewish perfume is when you are sitting in a chair getting a blow job and you fart. A cloud of noxious gas is expelled from your anus and floats around the head of the person fellating you.
Man, Last night I gave this slut I met at the bar a Jewish perfume... Luckily she didn't pass out till AFTER I finished.
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A swaggie animal that celebrates Hanukkah
Hey jimbob looks like the Jewish antelope is frolicking on the golf course
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When you pull your dick out of a girls asshole and your dick is covered in shit.
Fuck I just gave you a Jewish popsicle there is shit all over my dick.
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