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A swaggie animal that celebrates Hanukkah
Hey jimbob looks like the Jewish antelope is frolicking on the golf course
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Mitch:"They wouldn't give me a plastic fork when I ordered take-out. They said it was extra!"
Kyle:"Well that restaurant is a big jewish symphony!"
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When one jew grips a handful of pocket change and proceeds to fist another jew with it.
"Hey Gabriel, how was last night with Isaac? "
"It was all good until he wanted to try Jewish fisting."
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When some one is acting ungreatful, or like a brat. Can be used in a joking matter.
Person 1: dude Alex was acting like such a Jewish mermaid last night.
Person 2: yea, I know. I can't believe he flipped out on his mom over a sand which!
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When someone burns down their business for the insurance money.
John was in debt, so he had a Jewish birthday.
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A game similar to chubby bunny, but instead of marshmallows in your mouth, you stuff pennies up your ass.
Boy 1: Hey Derrick, wanna play Jewish Mafia?
Derrick: No!! I'm not a twink fag
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The perpetual motion of the elite class fucking over the middle and lower class.
Friend: The government just made taxes lower on the rich and higher on all of us.
Me: That's the jewish machine for you.
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