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Kennedy Jr. High

A large Jr. High where in 6th grade you are under the illusion that you are the shit. By the time you get to 8th grade you start to realize every single other Jr. High in Naperville hates you. It's home to stupid girls, guys that are assholes, and A LOT of asians. Which, is the only reason that they are the #9 Jr. High in the entire state of IL. Everybody knows that when you go to Kennedy, you are likely a snobby, rich, bitch. It is the people who live on 75th St. and Hobson, that give us this reputation. A large percentage of the school doesn't even know the school is actually in Lisle, not Naperville. Most of the girls are prude but dress like whores, and then there are just a few girls that dress like whores, and actually are. In this school the precentage of pretty girls vs. Semi-okay looking guys the number of pretty girls over guys is overwhelmingly large. Which means, that the only guys available to date are "players", AKA guys that are STILL under the illusion that they are the shit, but are really just there for girls that want a guy to date for a while. Being the biggest Jr. High in the Naperville 203 district, it naturally splits between Naperville Central and Naperville North. Where, once you entire highschool you will find that everybody hates you unless you are somebody of importance. Also you will find that in every class, there will be about 3 people that also went to Kennedy, usually nerds.

Jefferson Jr. high girl: oh, so where do did you go to Jr. High?
Kennedy Jr. High girl: oh...uh i just transferred here from..Lincoln Jr. High...
Jefferson Jr. High girl: oh, well at least your not from Kennedy.

by imfrommars7 December 27, 2010

67๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kennedy High School

A public high school in Silver Spring, MD known for its students' desire to be seen as "ghetto" and "gangsta". It's signature programs should include teen parenting because 15 percent of students will give birth during their 4-5 years there. No principal stays more than 3 years. Teachers view going there as punishment for not kissing enough azz at their last school.

At Kennedy High School, we go hard. Hey, can your moms give us a ride to Target so we don't have to catch the bus with the kids from Wheaton.

by Kennedy alum August 13, 2011

19๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ellie kennedy

Dumb girl who everybody whants dead and she kills jokes THAT BITCH UGLY

I met ellie kennedy today i whant to kill myself now

by Dont call me May 15, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


dead kennedys

a band that sucks. people who think they are cool and really punk listen to it, then do everything to CONFORM to the views expressed in the songs. in reality, they are trying harder to CONFORM to this punk lifestyle than most Abercrombie models try to conform to the lifestyle of polo shirts.

A person has to be a real douche bag to be Too Drunk to Fuck.

by Ihatethem February 24, 2005

14๐Ÿ‘ 210๐Ÿ‘Ž


jordan kennedy

gayest guy ever (i think its a guy) rocket boy

hey did you here the guys at the space station banging

no it must have been rocket boy

oh yea totaly jordan kennedy

by jordan the rocket boy August 10, 2012

1๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kennedy road trip

The act of killing someone while they are riding in a car

"I want you to take that bitch on a Kennedy road trip while he's driving down the road"

by Dick ziggler November 3, 2018


Jack Kennedy Ault

An amazing person with the cutest face, great at sports well great at everything. Loving and kind โค๏ธ

Jack Kennedy Ault is cute as

by Taskers_420 December 16, 2022