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An elderly lass, who by an odd occurrence swallowed a fly. Reasoning that it would be prudent to dispose of the fly as soon as possible, this old lady promptly swallowed a spider. However, she soon found that the arachnid would wriggle and tickle inside of her. Attempting to rid herself of it, the lady swallowed a bird. Presumably a smaller variety, as birds can grow to be quite large. Regardless, the fruitless adventure continued. The lady then swallowed a cat. The feral beast undoubtedly caused a great deal of discomfort on the way down, prompting the lady to take a drastic course of action. Desperate to rid herself of the newfound perplexity, she swallowed an entire cow. How in the world she managed to do this is beyond anyone's comprehension. It would appear very clear that the entirety of this problem could have been avoided if the madam had simply kept her mouth shut. Regardless, the unfortunate saga continued. The lady, obviously very near death, deemed it necessary to get rid of the cow. She swallowed a horse. The internal rupture of her organs became too great at this point, and the lady passed away in great agony.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about what happened?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: An Old Lady died, dude.
Person 2: Oh shit! How?
Person 1: She swallowed a fly
Person 2: n00b
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the perfect example/ result of sending your daughter to a catholic school.
Hey Bro- Lady gaga's deprived on account of her catholic school upbringing thats why she takes her clothes off...
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Its just like the song. The set up goes one day this blind man was walking past this fish market. He catches a mean whiff and proclaims with his cocked to the side " Mourning Ladies!!!!"
I really hope im at the fish market and not and my obese mothers house. I can't stand stank ass... Wait a minute mourning ladies how the fuck are you doing on the mighty fine evening?.
slang name for okra(vegetable)
the ladies finger was cooked just right
Tucking your cock and ballsack between your legs.
Carl always does a lady tuck in the shower after the game.
My roommate came out of the bathroom sporting a lady tuck.
The hot chick I was with last night gave me quite the morning surprise when I saw her lady tuck.
A woman that is a lady and also a master of shade. Her quick wit is tactical and hilarious. But stay sharp, because when throws that shade, she takes no prisoners.
Lizzy Warren is a shady lady and Kate McKinnon (SNL) is her shade translator. Just ask Joe Biden. when Lizzy throws shade his way, Joe responds, “You’re very good. Hehe...”
Slang term for vagina, popular in British culture.
Oh man I went down on her for so long last night but luckily I was able to breath through her lady gills.