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Last Lap Syndrome - or LSS, is the annoying fucking disease that plagues racing games everywhere. It usually occurs on the last lap of a long, hard, and/or very important race.
Symptoms include:
* Ramming into a tiny rose bush that completely totals your car 5 feet from the finish line.
* Leading 99 percent of the race only to be passed by the A.I. while he simultaneously receives a blow job from your girlfriend and flips you off saying "SUCKA!"
* Head on collision with some stupid ass taxi that just had to pull out in front of you causing you to get in last.
* Leaving your sucky ass opponent completely totaled a mile away in his junker, only for him to recover as the best damn racer in the known world - then proceed to leave your slow ass rotting in the gutter while he blows passed you for the win.
Greg: How long have you been trying to beat this track?
Mike: Two days. But I'm in first now; I'm going to win!
Greg: ...
Mike: NOOO! I HIT A DAMN LEAF! I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME!
Greg: Heh, sounds like a case of Last Lap Syndrome.
Mike: DIE
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You know when it happens. You're 5 minutes late to a class in a huge lecture room. All the seats by the aisles are taken so you have to give everyone in the row a lap dance to get a seat in the middle. Equally common is the aisle hurdle, when you jump over a row to snag a seat.
10:15 AM..crap! "excuse me, excuse me, pardon, excuse me, pardon me" as everyone puts up their desks and stands up/moves their legs aside
"Dude, look at the guy who's late. Guess he has to give everyone a lecture lap dance now"
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The act of cutting off a persons legs just above the knee and placing them on the individual's lap while he or she is in the sitting position to make it look like they are giving themselves a lap dance with their own legs.
dang, looks like this dead dude got an Iraqi lap dance.
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Ranch On My Lap is an expression used to describe when semen is present on the area located on or near the pelvic region to which an individual may exclaim when questioned about its origins.
The expression is usually exclaimed by those whom has had an orgasm in their pants.
Also known as ROML
Real life usage:
Girl: Whats that white stuff on your pants ?
Guy: It...Its.....Its "RANCH ON MY LAP !!!"
Girl: Okaaaaaaaaay..............
Online usage:
Bob says: Where have you been, afk ?
Jalen says: Yes, ROML.........
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Phrase made popular by musical artist Rob Roy in the song "Fur In My Cap" meaning that there is a girl of attraction or possibly a stripper seated on your lap.
"So, what are your plans for tonight?"
"I plan on hitting the strip club to get some pussy in my lap"
"Pussy in my lap, bird in the sack, fur in my cap" - Rob Roy
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The act of a couple having sex while the man sits on the toilet and takes a dump. The woman sits facing the same direction and does the work.
I asked her for a blumpkin but she said she'd rather give me a Mexican lap dance.
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Your lap is the top of your thighs when you sit down, where your cat might sit. Lap can also refer to a trip around a racetrack, or to the act of overtaking a competitor by a lap. Lap is associated with a number of idioms. If something "falls into your lap," you have gotten something without making much effort.
"Hey it's sit on lap day"
"Ok go ahead"