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Break up letter

You gotta wonder what kind of people would buy a break up letter, even if it was the original. It doesn't seem like something the CIA would have any interest in, and most people don't have much, if any, interest in a conversation between two people they don't know, financial or otherwise.

Guy- I've been trying to get a few more break up letters to add to my collection at home, do you have anything like that?

Girl- Yea, actually I do, this one here is 700 dollars.

Guy- Sure, okay that's just what I had in mind.

by Solid Mantis December 18, 2019


shit letter

A Shit letter is when you shit in some mail and send it to somebody.

I sent a shit letter to my friend after he made fun of me

by Communist manifesto February 3, 2021


The Letter in the Whie House

Noun. The appointed leader of the United States who is too stupid to spell his name beyond a single letter.

by Colin Ritter August 6, 2003


single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

by QuacksO November 26, 2018


Yandy's Letter

It is a heartfelt letter that was written for Pooja that exposes the true extent of how Yandy feels about his friend l.

Yandy's letter: Pooja, I feel used because of the things I would do for you. I feel used because I would drop my bones and climb mountains to keep you happy. I feel used because I love you

by Anonymous Daniels November 24, 2022


random letters

when you are bored and dont know what to do

some random guy: im bored so im going to type random letters qweru0qwehmporifdhs iafohwemrofqu34wh5rn0H(DF*A(PGH)RN(SDPU<{q4325't;erw.''<P}>FCZXP
C:ZXL
"q29w3p4uyqwprnqhw4er--qwep;r;qwea'sf,cdlfgmnuseho89

by hihowareyoulol January 20, 2023


I hate A letter

HAHAH

he is soo weird. he said boy only liking girl that have "clear face", but look at yourself bitches.

HAHAH

YOUR FACE IS FULL OF ACNE

EWWWW
you want a clear face girl? f i x y o u r f a c e f i r s t! what a racist boy

want a spoil of the second letter? it's L

I hate A letter because he is racist to girls

by blazezo_xcn September 18, 2021