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I was shooting stapler in a lift yesterday
Taking a large amount of shit out of the toilet, due to its inability to go down the drain and will severely clog. Present tense of mud lift.
This log is lookin way too big. Looks like I’m going to need go Mud lifting
Lift a leg is a saying by many human pups to each other to indicate good luck.
Its derived from the old performance slang "Break a leg" .
Hey good luck on your pup'formance tonight 'lift a leg'
an international day held on the 22nd of march where males around the world lift weight with their genitals
i’m so excited for penis weight lifting day !
Refers to a comparably-humorous but non-verbal version of three consonants and a dozen vowels, and involves using your forefingers or thumbs to manually "peel up" your eyelids and then groggily waggling your head to indicate to the person who requested your assistance that you're so weary that you can't even keep your eyelids open.
Sometimes when I ask my ordinarily-very-supportive sister about helping me with some task that admittedly I **could** perform all by myself but which would be a lot easier and/or more pleasant to accomplish with an assistant, she gives me the "eyelids-lift reply" to indicate that she feels really exhausted on that particular occasion. and so I respectfully "let it go" for the time-being, and then either wheezingly struggle though said arduous/disagreeable undertaking on my own, or wait till maybe the next day to ask my sister again if she could help me complete it.
when your having sex with a girl and you lift her up above your head so you can eat her vagina
did you enjoy it when I did the dragon lift