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Something really stupid and anoying they make you learn in Communication Studies graduate programs even though you're a rhetorician and couldn't really give a rat's ass.
Logical positivism asserts that only statements about empirical observations are meaningful, effectively asserting that all metaphysical statements are meaningless. Unfortunately, this fundamental tenet of logical positivism belongs to the family of statements that it asserts to be meaningless. As a result, the entire edifice of logical positivism vanishes in a puff of logic. This insight appears not to have occurred to the logical positivist school of philosophers.
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Something that in itself nearly makes sense, but is somehow explained or applied in an idiotic way.
"He meant well, but he didn't get what was stupid about his idea." "Sounds like Finn logic."
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Of no logical sense and/or reasoning.
People refer to Cow Logic as the utter non sense spoken by "cow". This bitch thinks he can make a cursor controlled mod menu in CFG. CFG has no logic but he says he makes his own "cow logic"
Thus.
Cow is an illogical derp.
Person 1:Wow, did you see my scores on my Math Final
Person 2: Yeah, must have been using cow logic LOL
Person 3: LOL WRECKED.
A fact or belief that is remodeled into a new reality, to the benefit of the authority that has implemented such decree.
I just bought this apple for one dollar isn’t that great? Yeah it is, so happy you got a great deal!
So would you like to buy an apple? Sure why not!
That’ll be five dollars. Wait what? Why is that if you got it for one and are trying to sell it for five? That’s just Jamie logic, that’ll be five dollars please!
The use of Sod's Law to one's own advantage.
Used Sod's Logic today. Really didn't want it to rain on my picnic today, so I brought an umbrella with me.
OR
I really want this person I fancy at work to talk to me. Today I didn't wash, do my hair or wear clean clothes and I'm hungover. 99% guaranteed today's the day they start speaking to me.
Type of logic an Alcoholic has, whether they are in recovery or not. This logic may not make sense to anyone who isn't an alcoholic.
Alcoholic: When you fix that kitchen cabinet to the wall to house the double oven, for extra peace of mind I'd like you to screw in two brackets, fixed to the wall behind the cabinet, under the shelf the oven will sit on.
Non alcoholic: Here we go, alcoholic's logic again!
AKA Cartoon Physics.
A law in cartoons that states that if something impossible would be amusing if it actually happened, then it will happen.
That's not the entire rule, either; see below.
The full definition of Cartoon Logic is as follows:
*Should the character be able to do this?
> Yes No
*Would it be funny if they couldn't?
> Yes No
*They can't do it.
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*Should the character be able to do this?
Yes > No
*Would it be funny if they could?
> Yes No
*They can do it.
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*Should the character be able to do this?
> Yes No
*Would it be funny if they couldn't?
Yes > No
*They can do it.
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*Should the character be able to do this?
Yes > No
*Would it be funny if they could?
Yes > No
*They can't do it.