Giving a blowjob to a skinny penis.
I love long throating boys.
I long throated Jim last night.
A term by "Louis Rossmann" while working on consumer electronics such as an a2289 touchbar macbook pro where you put a longer screw than intended into a short screw hole. Ruining the screw hole in the process.
Geeksquad totally just long screw'd this a2289 touchbar macbook pro. Poor little macbook :(
Teegan is one of the only females to have a huge long slong that’s comes into the room 5 minutes after she does
Damn baby you look fine as hell with that long slong
A synonym to the word epic fail. Can be used in such situations where one makes an utterly absurd remark, statement, or act of stupidity.
Longistic: "I can't believe they just called me to do a Quickdraw at Quakecon and I forgot to bring my ticket stub. I could have won $2,000."
Rest of World: "We can no longer call this an epic fail. It is now called Epic Long!"
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dam that was long and frustrating, also beans r real gud.
The facial expression, demeanor or body language associated with self pity.