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A marriage beteen an opposite-sex couple; the traditional union in Abrahamic religions.
Liberals think gay marriage is cool, but religious folks think hetero marriage is cool.
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a marriage that is contrary or opposing to what conservatives think marriage should be.
living with your boyfriend is an opposite marriage and will send you to hell.
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Someone who doesn't hold marriage sacred, but doesn't want to end up alone is likely to enter one.
The guy/girl got married so that he/she wouldn't be alone all the time, rather than because he/she had any actual feelings for the other person. He/she was fine with the marriage being an unsacred marriage, just like everything else in his/her life was unsacred.
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Progressive marriage is a marriage that allows for either party to openly seek other romantic individuals. Both individuals are okay with the open marriage and it is not considered cheating.
John is married to Sarah, Sarah understands that John is attracted to other women, as she is also attracted to other men, they both see other individuals with consent from each other all while being married and in love. This is a progressive marriage that is open ended with no secrets as both parties are aware of the open relationship.
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Person:kisses somebody
Muslim:OMG HARAM
Muslim 2:NO KISS BEFORE MARRIAGE
The marriage of two people who share the same religious beliefs or practices.
The marriage was frowned upon by both sets of parents because of different religious beliefs. They would have preferred that it was a same-sect marriage
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right after a husband and wife have sex the husband stuffs his penis and balls in his wife's vagina to keep them safe and falls asleep. for homosexuals its in your partners asshole
Mike - " hey bro someone came into my house and punched me in the nuts while i was sleeping, how do i keep my nuts safe at night?"
Jimmy - " that never happens to me because i have a marriage pact with my wife."
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