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uSED IN ANGER WHEN SICK OF HEARING A dOHRMANN ASK YOU INSESENT QUESTIONS, OR PRANKING YOU AT 3AM WHEN YOU LIVE IN CANADA
(phone rings) (6am canadian time, midnight Australia)
Fuckin' WHAT MATE
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Assortative mating is the art of fat people procreating with others of the same body type. Eventually this leads to a population that is large and in charge.
Dude! Look at that fat couple! They shouldn't be allowed to have kids, they should ban assortative mating.
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The state of being surrounded by douche bags with no option but to surrender.
1 While driving home yesterday I got the douches on the road put me in douche mate.
2 John looked around the confrence room and realized he was in total douche mate.
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Ey Mate is a shortened way to say Hey Mate
B1 "Hi"
B2 "Ey mate, how you going?"
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An expression used to describe an occurence which inspires awe. Usually pronounced in a deep nasal voice.
"You rolled a fat one. Classic mate!"
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Also knows as a "Freeway Friend" (United States, Canada, Australia, South Africa) is a term used to describe a motorist directly in front/behind you who is on a similarly long journey on the same motorway/freeway, especially at night and when driving alone.
Though you have never and are never likely to meet the person driving, you form a bond with them and can take comfort in the fact that you're not the only one driving hundreds of miles.
Becoming more common now with the invent of Adaptive Cruise Control.
A somewhat sad feeling came over me when my Motorway Mate pulled off at the junction. I then felt like I was the only one on the M6 that night.
Though I had been following my Freeway Friend for a while, he began slowing his pace so I put the foot down and overtook.
I was following my Motorway Mate using my new Adaptive Cruise Control when he pulled off at the services, so had to resort back to normal Cruise Control.
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term used to describe two female friends who hang out excessively, to the point of disturbing others
Jerf: Hey Jason, what's with Patty and Amina? They're always together?
Jason: I dont know dude, they're clit mates
Jerf: Lol nigga, lol
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