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A form of pornography involving sexy girls doing naughty things, like dividing by 0
"I liekz math porn" - Webster
"Ooh baby, find that derivative..." - math porn addict
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Originally coined by Jenna Lemire, A math coma is the stretch of time that can last anywhere from thirty seconds to forty years after a full period of math class in the morning at school. Your brain is so used to tuning out and your eyes glazing over, that you just stay like that. Another case may be after working so incredibly hard on math problems, your brain fizzes out and you don't speak coherent sentences for the rest of the day until being pelted with balls in gym class.
Jenna: Hey Brent-
Brent: ...
Jenna: Oh dear god! He's in a math coma!
Counting act associated with sharing pizza between two or more people. As the number of slices diminish those desiring more pizza will attempt to count how many slices each person has consumed in order to figure out if they can legitimately claim the last slice of pizza (usually not wanting to look selfish or like a pig).
I was going to grab the last slice of pepperoni but I did the pizza math and I'd already had more than everyone else.
Just pure meth spelled the wrong way
Texting:
Guy 1 : hey what are you cooking tonight
Guy 2 : Pure math
Guy 1 : uhhh.... what?
To figure something out. To come to a solution or conclusion based on other facts.
Man, I saw your girl out with two other guys on two separate occasions. You do the math.
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A person (although you may doubt that they're actually human at times), hired and paid to torture young children between the ages of 7-18, usually using creative and meaningless methods you will forget instantaneously after the torture session and never have to use again in your life. This will occur in a special section of Hell labeled "School", where you will also be subjected to various other attempts to steal your mental stability; although math class is most certainly the one you have to be most wary of.
Administration: "What methods of torture do you have planned for today, Math Teacher Mr/Ms. *Insert evil sounding name here*?
Math Teacher Mr/Ms. *Insert same evil sounding name used above here*: "I was thinking of Pre-Calc and maybe a sprinkle of algebra and geometry to really get them crying"
Administration: "Sounds like a fantastic idea! Remember though, make sure to assign more homework to them than you actually have to just to make sure that their stress is at an all time high! We wouldn't want to get one-upped by the psychiatric ward like we did last time."
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The mathematical equation to round a number to a more significant denomination . The outcome is used to dramatize , exaggerate or boast the number itself and make the value appear more substantial.
The presidential candidate gained 5 trillion votes from the 150 million voters in the election per Trump Math sources.
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