Miami Landscaper - slang term for someone of cuban decscent. Cubans often land in miami, purchase a lawn mower and a clapped out pickup truck. They then go around doing the work not many north americans want to do - mow lawns
Have you seen that eduardo guy?
Fuck hes a miami landscaper if ive ever seen one
Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.
Friend 1: I wish I was a Miami Beach Bum.
Friend 2: I know, then you'd have healthy skin.
A man cumming on a stove and making it into a pancake and simply feeding it to a girl.
Dude i just gave shaniqua some Miami pancake mix if u know what i mean.
dick long. money longer. your bitch bad? my bitch awful. a state of mind and being.
John balled the fuck out last night. Bro went miami zaq mode.
Describes a typical douche bag that resides in Miami. He sometimes wears a stringer and is overly tan and is just full of douche-baggery.
Can be used to insult the douche without coming off as directly calling him a douche.
Douche: "hai girl you be looking hot!"
Girl: "OMG Becky he so Miami fresh ugh."
A Long Island ice tea with cocaine.
Gary lay off the Miami shopping carts you might get diarrhea.
Miami MILF Party is a MILF Party with hot, sexy MILFs usually Latinas in Miami with big ass fake tits and tight pussies spending their hubby's money at a party where they meet younger guys (18+).
Sebastian Cruz throws the best Miami MILF Party with the hottest young bulls and sexiest Latina MILFs