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During the act of fellatio, right before climax, the man slams his fist into the top of his partner's head.
Son, take the wheel while I give your mother a Michigan Hammer-arm in the back seat.
It's a "FART"
Before you fart. You tell the wife/girlfriend. Ya ever heard a "Michigan Barking Spider"? You go through the whole spiel on some get really big. 99% of people never seen them and they make a loud sound like....and make any kind of weird sound. Wait a few minutes and ya let one rip. Then yell out ....Oh my God. There is one in here someone where.
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A small no where town where everyone knows absolutely everyone and their business. You know at least 3 people that live on every street, and your parents most likely grew up in the house across the street. Garden City is a black hole that no one ever truely escapes.
"Scientists just dsicovered the destination of all black holes! Garden City, Michigan."
"DID YOU HEAR WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT?!"-Your mom.
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A) That guy is a Michigan dirt farmer
B) You're a Michigan dirt farmer!
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A Michgan Mud Mitten is something I find useful when I have the shits and no amount of normal wiping will get my ass clean. I bandage my hand up with theCharmin and use my whole hand to effectively wipe away any offending remains of my shit.
Tom shat such a creamy mess,he needed to make a Michigan Mud Mitten to clean it up completly.
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a really cool town in western michigan, home to the Gerald Ford Museum.
Dude Grand rapids, michigan is sickkkk reallly cool people are born/live there!
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A state university located in Mount Pleasant, MI. Known by CMU or Central locally, it is the school in Michigan to go to if you like to party but don't have a learning disability as required for admission to Eastern or Western.
I was going to go to Western, but they said I didn't qualify as mentally challenged so I have to go to Central Michigan University.
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