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A black man's shoes.
6 of 10 Nigga Moments involve shoes.
50% of those shoes are Nikes.
"Step some $150 land mines, and BOOM! A perfectly rational black man can explode."
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A guy is eating a girl out and she farts.
(guy)"Mmmmmm You like it when i lick yo pussy..."
(girl)"Oh...OH...OHHH *fart* ..... LAND MINE!"
(guy)"....*vomit*...."
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You take a shit in the road and watch a car go though it
Wait minute I’m gonna do citizen land mine
One white guy among a lot of black guys.
"Have you guys seen Derek Carr on the Oakland Raiders. Man, being the only white guy is like being a headlamp in a coal mine."
A phrase used to explain that the person saying is determined to get what they want. If there is something that they want to achieve they don't just think about it, they go out and do it. This phrase is used to say "I take action and go for the things I want."
"Yo man, Requiem just sits at home all day dreamin' of a better life. As for me.. I go for mine."
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A redneck school that has an adderall addicted football team and cannot seem to get enough "rebuilding years" when it comes to sports, yet the music program exceeds the amount of all the trophies combined.
Man we beat Union Mine Highschool in football for the fourth year in a row, we hit em harder than Justin hit the pole.
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A drunk only experienced when drinking craft beers. It involves the consumption of at least 6 beers containing 7% alcohol or higher. Most times you don't realize you're drunk until you get up to go to the bathroom. The first few steps are surprisingly tough and you immediately question how you are drunk already. Those who fully commit themselves wake up the next day not remembering at least a small portion of the night prior and you have no idea how you got so drunk. (Abbreviated: CMD)
Dude, what the fuck happened last night? Who knows, we were both copper mine drunk.
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