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A start of joke which trys to insult someones mother. Usually used by 12-year olds, that say the same damn joke over and over again.
12-year old version:
Yo momma is so fat, when she swims in the ocean with the whales, they start singin' "We are family!"
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A way to name someone or something that is sexy beyond all logic.
God made these people especially sexy.
-Megan Fox
-Rashelle Leah
-The sexy daughter of your teacher
-Sexy Fine Young Momma
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Urban version of the Old English saying "Let's give thier mothers something to cry about." which means to kill someone or cause grievous bodily harm to another person.
He pissed me off, I'm giving saddness to another nigga's momma for Xmas this year.
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a very nice compliment to someone's mom
ur momma so fat that she poops so big
A comeback for when the opponents winning the argument
⚠️DO NOT SAY THIS TO SOMEONE WHOS MOTHER IS DEAD⚠️
Whiquisha: that’s why yo shoes raggity
Savage: that’s why yo mommas dead
Whiquisha: *starts crying*
Savage: what shoes she wearing huh?
The key root is "yo momma".
A commonly used term is "Yo Momma Goes to College!"
Except when you ghettofy it, it becomes "Yo Momma Go to Cowwage" showing emphasis on cowwage and how incorrect it sounds.
Pronounced: Yo Momma (Maw-muh) Go To Cowwage (Caw-Wedge)
Sam: Yeah I just got accepted to Pepperdine in Malibu, I'm psyched!!
Bill: You go to college?? Hah!
Sam: Uhh, yeah I go to college....
Michael: YO MOMMA GO TO COWWAGE!!
Bill: LOL!
Sam: Uh.....ok.....?
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An insult used to describe how flat something is.
From the movie Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
(Examining the flat tire on their car)
Junior: It's flat Daddy.
Buford T Justice: Flatter than your momma's chest.