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Cheap shoes, shoes that are made of inferior material. Shoes that are usually consisted mostly of plastic.
"Man, look at John with those monkey plastics on".
"My mom is supposed to be gettin me some new shoes, I hope they're not monkey plastics!"
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a block of time, carefully set aside for the sole purpose of engaging in auto-erotic behavior
Mom: Has anyone seen Rufus? I can't find the little dude.
Young son and Rufus' bro: Check the basement closet. It's monkey time in RufusLand. Ole'.
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Secret meaning of SIMP.
S - niper
I -
M - onkey
P -
Damn bro you are a real simp/sniper monkey (monkeys are pretty cool, guess how cool sniper monkeys are)😎
That was sick. You are a simp.🥶
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'The Junk Monkeys' was also the name of a power-pop/punk band from Detroit, MI. They released three rare, but influential albums in the early 1990s on Metal Blade/Warner Brothers. The recent Detroit rock and roll renaissance owes a large debt to this overlooked band. They've since broken up, but their records and songs can still be found on eBay and iTunes.
Last night, we heard The Junk Monkeys on the radio and cranked it up.
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a monkey that dwells in one's bowel
*rumbling stomach* "keep quiet bowel monkey!"
A system administrator who works in a datacenter.
The server is down but the cage monkeys are banging on stuff, so it should be back up soon.
an extreme fan of mma fighter mayhem miller, usually addressed by an official monkey number, which i don't have yet!
omg its Mayhem Miller
Are you a Mayhem Monkey too
hells yeah !!