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2 girls and 2 boys are needed.
The boys stand behind each girl and do her in the butt, while high-fiving each other over their heads.
The girls must insert a double-sided dildo into their vaginas while grabbing each other boobs.
"I can't believe you did a Mount Rumpke last night; you're sick."
"Everybody wins in a Mount Rumpke."
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Possibly the most over populated area with people suffering from schizotypal disorder because of the obsession to hold people against what they say and do.
Girl 1: "Did you go to Mount Laurel?"
Girl 2: "Yaaasss"
Girl 3: "The grudge is real."
Girl 4: "Proooblems."
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aka "MTL." Located in South Jersey.
It's been nominated as one of the best places to live, obviously.
Not to be confused with Medford, Moorestown, Marlton, even though they're pretty much all the same!
Don't live here unless you wanna pay property taxes out the ass! 99.7% rich and white. The rest?...not so much white, not so much rich.
A SHIT TON of spoiled rotten kids that never hear the word "NO."
You might think this town is small and inncocent but once you get past the mansions, shopping plazas, and nice-ass restaurants on every corner, you know there's some drugs rollin around (probably from all the rich parents giving their kids money on their own personal CreditCard account.)
No kid knows how to pump their own gas, or pay for it for that matter (that's the parents job.)
Most kids go to Lenape High School, where the outfit of choice for girls, is a Juicy Couture sweatsuit. And for guys, Abercrombie t-shirt and jeans, usually covered by NorthFace jacket or vest, with Ugg slippers. Everyone pretty much looks the same.
Kids start smoking, drinking, and having sex as early as 6th grade... why? Because we can. We're not snobs, we're just better than you.
Shore houses for EVERYONE whether it's in OC, AC, LBI, or WILDWOOD.
Oh, and if there's not a Wawa within 5 miles of where we're going, we're not going, cause I really want an Italian Hoagie.
Samantha: I'm from Mount Laurel, NJ!
Ashley: Oh, NJ? Bye.
Samantha: You're thinking of North Jersey, hun.
Ashley: Oh, haha, is that bag from Target?
Samantha: No, Nordstrom. Bye!
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A small town in Franklin County, VA with nearly nothing to do. We have a Walmart, McDonald's and... who am I kidding? Thats all. Don't move here.
sign: "Welcome to Rocky Mount, VA!"
me: *sigh*
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whoever said we all were sluts and fake ~ i think that you are thinkning of your new school hunny. it was a good try though.
btdub ~ i have most def seen u with ur popped collar...now tell me...WHY do YOU pop YOUR collar?
mount de sales lovvvva
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A co-ed boarding school located in the middle of the Ochoco National Forest 1 and 1/2 hours outside of Prineville, Oregon. Stemmed from a cult, it brainwashes its' students who have been deemed as "youth at risk," by putting them in a room for 2-4 days and playing songs by Neil Diamond and Cyndi Lauper for hours straight while yelling at them. An oppressive, fascist environment where you sell out your friends to get ahead. The individual staff there are either inconsistent, power-hungry ass holes or nice and can't think for themselves, and allow themselves to be pushed around by the more dominant staff, eventually getting fired, or becoming another power-hungry staff.
Guy: Do you attend Mount Bachelor Academy?
Girl: Yeah, I go to MBA. Why?
Guy: Oh, so were you there for drugs, sex, or violence?
Girl: All three, and for disrespect and dropping out of high school.
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When a womans breast is so large that she cant sleep on her stomach at night.
Damn in order for me to kiss her I have to climb mount everest.
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