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Mouth Massacre

When someone unexpectedly engulfs their mouth over another while cleansing the other persons gums, teeth, and tongue with the other persons tongue. AKA the worst kiss someone will experience in their lifetime. May cause a break up, confusion, dislike to kissing, or someone to like the opposite sex.

Dude 1- "I was totally mouth massacred last night"
Dude 2- "Wait what?!"
Dude 1- "Yeah, her tongue was cleaning my teeth, and I couldn't even breathe because her mouth was completely over mine. It killed my mouth and liking for kissing".

by John Atams July 2, 2010


Mouth Block

When one prevents another from being able to come to his/her house and eat his/her mother's food.

1.) Friend - "Sorry man, you can't come over, I have a ton of chores I need to get done"

You - "Dammit, you're mouth blocking me big time man, your mom's enchiladas are the best!"

2.) Chris' mom's food is the best, but he's always mouth-blocking me. Bastard.

by tycoon34 January 4, 2011


Bald in the mouth

One who has no teeth

That bitch be bald in the mouth. I seen B-Mo has a bald ass mouth after that fight.

by Crankdat August 14, 2019


Mouth butter

The viscous, disgusting gunk that collects on one's lip after;
A. Sleeping
B. Having lip balm on for an amount of time.

Typically, mouth butter is removed by placing the thumb and index finger on both sides of ones mouth, pinching and pulling toward the end of the preferred lip. Mouth butter often occurs on the bottom lip--rarely is it seen at the top.

"Ugh, I've got mouth butter. This shit is gross."

by SuperRank March 9, 2010


Mouth Turd

When an intoxicated individual consumes too much food, and then begins to secrete a turd-like substance out the mouth, resulting in a turd shaped vomit. It is often found leaving serious skid marks

It was Chris' mouth turd. Looks like an orange shit.

by bighorse123 February 6, 2011


Popsicle Mouth

When a girl has a sucking ability so great, she can suck your dick like sucking a popsicle.

Yourself: Hey man, how was Thotisha last night?
The Homie: Bro, she had that popsicle mouth.
Yourself: So was it because she's talented or is your dick small?

by IG10 March 3, 2018


Banana Mouth

The tendency for some people to make clicking and wet sucking sounds while talking, as if the person is eating a banana.

A long Zoom call, high quality headphones, and the presenter's severe banana mouth was a torturous combination.

by ElementalP January 21, 2021